Derby Day for Mitch McConnell

Picture a U.S. Senator from Kentucky… bourbon on the breath, deep chewing tobacco stains along the incisors, a metaphysical distance between himself and the rest of urbanization, calm cool & somewhat aloof, many more smiles than frowns… a certain Norman Rockwell quality to the whole scene.

Enter Mitch McConnell… Senate Minority Leader, Kentucky statesman (allegedly) and all-around son-of-a-bitch. Now you’re mental picture shifts… cheeks pulled back, eyes crossed and pitch black, whiskers fidgeting and nose lifted… a vole tirelessly hoarding currency in the corner of some twisted sado-sex shop. No horses or bluegrass or traces of Americana left, only a rodent and his thoughts.

McConnell’s reaction to the election:  The voters have not endorsed the failures or excesses of the President’s first term, they have simply given him more time to finish the job they asked him to do together with a Congress that restored balance to Washington after two years of one-party control. Now it’s time for the President to propose solutions that actually have a chance of passing the Republican-controlled House of Representatives and a closely-divided Senate, step up to the plate on the challenges of the moment, and deliver in a way that he did not in his first four years in office. To the extent he wants to move to the political center, which is where the work gets done in a divided government, we’ll be there to meet him half way.

You have to see this snide, puckering little bottom-feeder of the animal kingdom in his natural habitat… … did you catch that smirk at the end? Pause the video and look for it… I’m sure the good god-fearing people of Kentucky are delighted they elected you to solely attempt to deface and demean the PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING UNITED STATES (aka leader of the free world, a symbol of good in an ever-expanding veil of doubt & darkness, the head of your own homeland). I don’t care how much you disagree with somebody’s ideology or course of action. The president is the president, and the purpose of an elected officials is not to politically assassinate our country’s face. I like to lump these green-cuticle’d, nation subterfuging bastards into one category: Nazi swine.

You wonder why governing bodies are unable to move on so many issues in this country, but then you don’t. You take one look at this ‘last to get picked in gym class’ slack jowl’d (a favorite accessory of Satan’s army) squinter and you know exactly why. These extreme displays of partisanship and 3rd grade temper tantrum bullshit are genetically ingrained into people like McConnell… he will never change. The attitude and the antics will exist so long as we let him…


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